I would give you the stars in the sky
But they're too far away
If you were a hooker, you'd know
I'd be happy to pay
If suddenly you were a guy
I'd be suddenly [bad word] 

'Cause my heart belongs to you
My love is pure and [bad word] 
My heart belongs to you
But my dong [bad word] property

You're the only girl that I like to [bad word] 
When I'm not on the road
When [bad word] home, my dinner's made
And the front lawn is mowed
I'll kiss your mouth
Even after my rocket explodes

'Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do for you
My heart belongs to you
But my dong [bad word] property

I wanna make it clear
So you retain it
My dong's a free spirit
And you can't restrain it
No, you just can't chain it down

I love you so much it hurts
From my head to my feet
I think of you and my crotch
Starts to move to the beat
I see your face every time
That I go out and cheat

'Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do
My heart belongs to you
But my dong [bad word] property
Yeah, yeah, yeah
No, no, no [bad word] property)
Oh no, no, no [bad word] property)
Woah [bad word] property)