We're so cool yeah yeah
Yeah we're so cool cool
We're so cool yeah yeah
 [bad word] you too, cool schmool

I don't want to sit around and talk about The Wipers
Weren't those the good old days?
I don't want to wonder if you're going to say hello
I don't want to wonder if you're going to walk away
I don't want to hear how many friends you have
Because I don't have any anymore
Cool schmool

I don't want you to tell me what's so cool
I don't want to go back to junior high school
I don't want anyone to tell me how thin I am
I don't want to die for your [bad word] candy treats
Cool schmool

I just want to be one of the boys
I just want to be your little fashion toy
Let's hang out & be cool, all right
Let's go watch the girl fight tonight
Cool schmool

I don't have to try because I know where you're at
I hate dogs, so I love cats
I can bake a pie and look you up and down
I could throw your heart right out of this town

See, I don't know why you're always telling me
What's so cool about what I'm wearing
When you can't even tell me how you feel
& you can't even be my friend for real