Please stop calling me [bad word] 
I touched a willy in high school once
And it was just a little mistake
So please stop calling me [bad word] 

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I swear I love [bad word] 
And I love to touch that [bad word] 
I kissed two girls before and it felt really good
Because they were women and not men
'cause im not [bad word] 
Penises are for [bad word] 
Penises are for [bad word] 
Penises are disgusting
So please stop calling me [bad word] 
I love to have 
With women with big [bad word] 
I don't have  with men
'cause if I did that would make me [bad word] 
(Yeah)
Please stop calling me [bad word] 
Please stop calling me [bad word] 
You are hurting my feelings
Please stop calling me [bad word] 
Let me make this clear cause I do not lick willys
I went to summer camp and i touched a girl's boob
'cause I'm not [bad word] 
See me licking that [bad word] 
It feels really good and it feels really gooshy
I do not have proof but I swear I've touched a [bad word] 
I like to have  with [bad word] 
I like to have  with slits
I like to have  with coin slots
Not [bad word] [bad word] 
If I had  with a [bad word] 
That would make your point valid
But I love [bad word] that [bad word] 
And I'm not a [bad word] 
So please stop calling me [bad word] 
So please stop calling me [bad word] 
Please stop calling me [bad word] 
Please stop calling me [bad word] 

Please stop calling me [bad word] 
I touched a willy in high school once
And it was just a little mistake
So please stop calling me [bad word]