I’m really glad you have noticed
That things aren’t going well.
I’ve got to say, to be honest,
You’ve turned my life to [bad word] 
You did, you certainly did it,
You took me all apart.
Now if you’re sure that’s what’s needed
Let’s have a heart-to-heart.

What should we start with? Oh, maybe
With that old friend of yours?
The one you used to fix things for
Sometimes without your clothes.

And I still wonder who left here
That trashy underwear.
I’d say the tramp from your high school
It was her taste I swear.

I’m really glad you have noticed
That things aren’t going well.
I’ve got to say, to be honest,
You’ve turned my life to [bad word] 
You did, you certainly did it,
You took me all apart.
Now if you’re sure that’s what’s needed
Let’s have a heart-to-heart.

And all your pill-popping club friends
I’ve had to entertain,
And all our plans for a new life
That went all down the drain.

I really hoped it would work out
I was so sure it would.
Whatever you’re gonna say now
I’m leaving you for good.

I’m really glad you have noticed
That things aren’t going well.
I’ve got to say, to be honest,
You’ve turned my life to [bad word] 
You did, you certainly did it,
You took me all apart.
Now if you’re sure that’s what’s needed
Let’s have a heart-to-heart.

Once I thought I could depend on you,
While you fooled me with your lies.
Why did I keep thinking you were [bad word] 
Please somebody tell me why, oh why?
Why?

I’m really glad you have noticed
That things aren’t going well.
I’ve got to say, to be honest,
You’ve turned my life to [bad word] 
You did, you certainly did it,
You took me all apart.
Now if you’re sure that’s what’s needed
Let’s have a heart-to-heart.