Gravity plays favorites, I know it 'cause I saw
Honest to god, officer, it's awful (awful)
Down at work, I'm getting too familiar with the floor
Trading in my talents by the mouthful

Hate to break it to you, but it's out of my control
Forces go to work while we are sleeping (sleeping)
If I could attack with a more sensible approach
Obviously that's what I'd be doing ...Right?!

Someone tell her
Someone get her off

Now, necks are cracking sideways
Hit me from the back side
I am on the white side
You are on the black side

Cut a piece that's bite-size
Shoot me from my good side
If you got a straight line
This would be a good time

Gravity works slowly if you notice it at all
Some of us are getting mighty lucky (Aren't we?)
If you had to live with this, you'd rather lie than fall
You think I can't fly?
Well, you just watch me! Watch me!

Someone tell her
Someone get her off

You can do it
Good girl
(A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z)
(Right foot) Right foot!
(Left foot) Left foot!
That's just the way we showed you...
Look, it's in color!
Someone's in our seats, Dad!
Posture
Oh, oh, oh
Posture
Oh, oh
Look, I think he's going now...
Oh my God, I'm gonna see if he's moving, OK?

I think we've lost him

Now, necks are cracking sideways
Hit me from the back side
I am on the thin side
You are on the fat side

Cut a piece that's bite-size
Shoot me from my bad side
If you want a straight line
This would be a good time

The sky is always falling down on me
The sky is always falling, falling
The sky is always falling down on me
So officer, forgive me, please!