Close up the bar you know the gates of the brewery
Shes out there every night
And she sure aint drinkin tea
I love that woman, she's the best one that I had
But she's got this habit now and it sure is gettin bad
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That whiskey drinkin woman
Is makin a poor man out of me

Shes got bottles in the kitchen
Even got them in my bed
Most times I see her now
Shes three parts out of her head
Don't know where I went wrong
I sure try to treat her right
But it sure upsets me
Seein her juiced up every night.
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Lead:

Got to solve this problem
Wont you help me find the key
The way that things are going
Ill have to buy the distillery
She just stands there smilin
With a whiskey in each hand
Got to think of something
Don't know how much I can stand
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Got to get myself together, start workin something out
Maybe if I tried some booze, I'd know what it's about
I love that woman, she's the best one that I had
But she's got this problem now
And it sure is gettin bad.
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