Well, I bet you never guessed 
When you came to the show 
You'd be getting on the bus with me 
And doing some blow 
your mama's in the parking lot 
Looking for you 
She's gonna find you when I'm done 
All covered with goo 
Oooh, mama's little girl got all sticky 

Hair on your nipples 
Zits on your box 
In Oklahoma city 
You're considered a fox 
What did you have to do 
For that backstage pass 
'Cause I found a Poison laminate inside of your [bad word] 
 [bad word] on pretty baby 
Suck my balls all night 
The driver says we're leaving [bad word] morning light 
Spit out that retainer and do me right  [bad word] on pretty baby, suck my balls all night 

yeah that's it 
Aaah, you're a good girl 

I wanna thank you for the loving 
That you spread over me 
I'll be singing about you 
On the next CD 
And you won't have to wonder 
If you caught VD 
You'll be screaming my name 
When you sit down to pee 

Hey Michael Starr you [bad word] 
Whoa, whoa 
 [bad word] on pretty baby 
Suck my balls all night 
I'm hopped on Cialis 
And you're high as a kite 
I know it tastes infected 
But I think it's alright  [bad word] on pretty baby, suck my balls all night 

All around the world 
There's a hundred billion stupid girls 
Just like you 
Just begging for nuts to chew 
 [bad word] on pretty baby 
Suck my balls all night 
Your daddy's looking for me 
And he's ready to fight 
The Driver says we're leaving [bad word] morning light
Spit out that retainer and do me right  [bad word] on pretty baby, suck my balls all night