This is the story of the FEAST
Part one and two and three.
It began in a bar
They left in a car.
And now they're squashed on the street.

Aaa-aaa-yii! Dios Mio! Ooo-ooo-my!

What is the story of the FEAST?
What on earth are the beasts?
I'd like to tell
But there's no chance to [bad word] And those that guessed didn't fare so well

Aaa-aaa-yii! Dios Mio! Ooo-ooo-my!

It started when monsters attacked
little tavern's front and back
The folks put up and fight
few survived the night
And they drove off into the light

Aaa-aaa-yii! Dios Mio! Ooo-ooo-my!

And thus began Part Two
The next day as bikers rolled through
Most of the next town had died
And a meth-head denied
place for the bikers [bad word] and hide

Aaa-aaa-yii! Dios Mio! Ooo-ooo-my!

That brings us to Part Three
The epic end of trilogy!
There was a prophet in a cape
Karate Kid and a creature repe
And a big robot left all mouths agape!

Aaa-aaa-yii! Dios Mio! Ooo-ooo-my!

As the monsters did thrive
How could anyone survive?
Nothing will kill them! Not axes or bats!
They'll eat grandmas nad babies
And have  with cats!

Aaa-aaa-yii! Dios Mio! Ooo-ooo-my!

And so is the end os the FEAST
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
Maybe Part 4, will have all answers and more
But if not, don't [bad word] blame me.
OLE!