If you're a long way from home,
Can't sleep at night.
Grab your telephone,
Something just ain't right.

That's evil,
Evil is goin on wrong.
I am warnin ya brother,
You better watch your happy home.

Well, long way from home and,
Can't sleep at all.
You know another mule,
Is kickin in your stall.

That's evil,
Evil is goin on wrong.
I am warnin ya brother,
You better watch your happy home.

You better catch him,
Cause somethin wrong,
In your home.

Well, if ya call her on the telephone,
And she answers aweful slow,
Grab the first train smokin,
If you have to hobo.

That's evil,
Evil is goin on wrong.
I am warnin ya brother,
You better watch your happy home.

If you make it to your house,
Knock on the front door, [bad word] around to the back,
You'll catch him just before he go.

That's evil,
Evil is goin on.
I am warnin ya brother,
You better watch your happy home.