It's like I'm stuck in a cell,
The mobs make me wanna yell,
I need a friend I can tell
And now [bad word] my way

I'd trade my sword for a fish,
Let's hope that I do not miss,
I wasn't aiming for this,
Thank notch [bad word] my way

Your stare was holdin',
No Armour, skin was showin'
sword fight, creeper was blowin'
Let's kill go some monsters, Stevie

Hey, I just saved you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my stronghold,
So join me, Stevie?

It's hard to survive,
In this city,
But here's my stronghold,
So join me, Stevie?

Hey, I just saved you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my stronghold,
So join me, Stevie?

It's hard to survive,
In this city,
But here's my stronghold,
So join me, Stevie?

We'll join forces, kill them all,
no match for a diamond tool
They'll realise [bad word] them all
Thank Notch you came my way

Our fists are made out of steel,
they will [bad word] our next meal,
They won't be able to heal,
Thank Notch you came my way

Enchanted swords we're holdin',
Full Armour, no skin showin',
sword fight, zombies groanin''
Let's go kill some monsters, Stevie

Hey, glad I saved you,
And this is crazy,
it's now OUR stronghold,
You joined me, Stevie!

We'll surely survive,
In this city,
We'll be the A-Team!
You joined me, Stevie

Hey, glad I saved you,
And this is crazy,
it's now OUR stronghold,
You joined me, Stevie!

Now, all the other mobs,
that try to chase me,
they won't get close now,
You joined me, Stevie

Before you came into my chunk
You were just so, bad
You were just so, bad
You were just so, so bad

Before you came into my chunk
You were just so, bad
And you should know that
Your skill's now so, so rad

It was hard to survive,
In this city,
But it's our stronghold,
You joined me, Stevie

Hey, glad I saved you,
And this is crazy,
it's now OUR stronghold,
You joined me, Stevie!

Now, all the other mobs,
that try to chase me,
they won't get close now,
You joined me, Stevie

Before you came into my chunk
You were just so, bad
You were just so, bad
You were just so, so bad

Before you came into my chunk
You were just so, bad
And you should know that

Your skill's now so, so rad!