One girl in five may be you may be look away
One girl in ten may be you give the time of day
One girl in fifteen and you're cultured and polite
Oh, please and thank you, let me stay another night.

But one girl in a million
Will be your confidant, your paramour, your partner in crime
One girl in a million, only one girl in a million is a friend for life.

Two girls make a party
Three girls make a war
Four girls make an opera and
Five just make you soar
Each one is so different, yet you remain the same
lonely man with memories, who's not too good with names.

But one girl in a million
Will be your confidant, your paramour, your partner in crime
One girl in a million, only one girl in a million is a friend for life.

“We will stand beside you, stand beside you when your moneys [bad word] out...
and understand what moonlight and a long walkout to know is all about”

One girl in fifty you might give a happy end
One girl in sixty throws you out upon your rear
Eighty had you crying
Ninety bakes you cakes
One hundred broke the bottom, broke your head and broke the vein.

But one girl in a million
Will be your confidant, your paramour, your partner in crime
One girl in a million, only one girl in a million is a friend for life
doo doo doo.. ...
One girl in a million
Only one girl in a million is a friend for life...