His name is Noel
I have a dream about him.
He rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour.

oh how he rocks
In Keds and Nike socks.
But he doesn`t know who I am
And he doesn`t give a [bad word] about me.

Cause I`m just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I`m just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me
Ooohoooooo

His girlfriend`s a [bad word] 
She has an attitude 
And she`d simply kick 
my [bad word] if she knew the [bad word] 
she lives on my block
and she drives while I rock
but she doesn`t know who I am 
And she doesn`t give a [bad word] about me...

cause i`m just a teenage dirtbag baby
yeah i`m just a teenage dirtbag baby
listen to iron maiden baby with me
Ooohoooooo

Oh yeah dirtbag
No, he doesn`t know what she`s missing.
Oh yeah dirtbag
No, he doesn`t know what she`s missing.

Man I feel like mold
It`s prom night and I am lonely.
Lo and behold
he`s walking over to me.

This must be fake
My lip starts to shake.
How does he know who I am?
And why does he give a [bad word] about me

"I`ve got two tickets
to Iron Maiden baby [bad word] with me Friday-
don`t say maybe.
I`m just a teenage dirtbag baby
like you . . . Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo"

Oh yeah dirtbag
No, he doesn`t know what she`s missing.
Oh yeah dirtbag
No, he doesn`t know what she`s missing