Did [bad word] up to me so your night would be cheaper?
Did you make up your mind about me from the start?
Did [bad word] here tonight to find something deeper?
Or did you just follow me home cuz you're scared of the dark?

Did you?
Did you really think you'd found somebody?
Or did the vodka make you leave with me?
Ain't it funny when you wake [bad word] 
When it felt so right
Last night

You can give her the world and then eight hours later,
You can't even put a face to her name.
If I don't even know her, how can I hate her?
You just stick to [bad word] and there's no one to blame

Did you?
Did you really think you'd found somebody?
Or did the vodka make you leave with me?
Ain't it funny when you wake [bad word] 
When it felt so right
Last night

I promised you a part of my unwritten script and I told you,
Stuff like I've been waiting for you all my life
You bragged about your hits on MySpace,
And how your future looked so bright,
Last night
Oh, yeah
You and I

Did you?
Did you really think you'd found somebody?
Or did the vodka make you leave with me?
Ain't it funny when you wake [bad word] 
When it felt so right
Last night

Did you?
Did you really think you'd found somebody?
Or did the vodka make you leave with me?
Ain't it funny when you wake [bad word] 
When it felt so right
Last night