Louise the lab rat,
Louise the lab rat,
There's nothing as adorkable as
Louise the labrat

She could hide in your pocket,
Or sleep on your lap,
She can hide on your head
whilst avoiding your cat.

If the cat jumps up,
or goes for a bite
She'll bop its ears
and wont go down with no fight

Louise the lab rat,
Louise the lab rat,
If you had a cheese sandwich,
She eat it as a snack.