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shanghai, were gonna need a [bad word] tell me what you got in mind im feeling kind of toast
gaben got me working ninety hour shifts 
im workin on the patch, aint got any time for this
james? okay, ill hit him up on skype,
tell him to be himself, yeah im ready for the hype
this major lookin like its gonna be dope
looking forward to the games, looking forwards to the jokes 

ice frog, what the [bad word] is this? pronogrophy jokes 
james is lookin like a [bad word] ali, youre right, get this man off the stage,
ima fire his [bad word]  or my name aint gabe
ya know, [bad word] a [bad word] multi billion [bad word] watch what you say, thats right, nobody [bad word] with me
james is an [bad word]  we'll never hire him again
im aiming for his career, this is the end

let me start by saying this is a joke
all the [bad word] ive done behind the scenes and ive never even choked, a player
behind the stage, in a furious rage, but a couple naughty jokes, and they pull out the cane
let me reveal a couple things you may not have known, valve 
was only paying hosts at the international, but dont worry,
they'll fix the problem im sure, all you gotta do is sell a thousand or so signatures
yeah that seems pretty fair, 30 million in sales, but hey who really cares?
ive only met gaben a couple of times, and lemme tell you, he seemed like a rel ncie up guy
but this [bad word] has really gone to far, word of mouth, next thing you know the guys is starting a war
and im, [bad word] sorry for what im gonna say, this isnt a sport, so put that thought in the grave