Oh no! They got ziggy ziggs, I can't beat these Doom Bots yo

Been playing all day and I haven't won
I really wanna
But I'm doomed
Where did this Garen [bad word] from
And this Morgana, so many Q’s

Lux’s ult be crazy, my visions hazy
And every time I try to dragon
They teleport in
Dat group

Lunity:
Lets plan this out
Or this game could be over!
We should be wiser then them they are just bots

Sky:
Chogath keeps on getting fatter
I guess Gragas was for dinner
I just surfed that wave [bad word] 

I can’t beat these beat these doom bots

Siv HD:
I just can't escape Amumu
He’s got a full lane stun I cant move
He makes all these creeps go boo hoo

I can’t beat these beat these doom bots

Ya even though we worked together
We should surrender
Cause we’re noobs
We can’t hold any of these towers
They’re overpowered
We’re all doomed

Ezreal's ult be crazy
10th time its killed me
Ya all these games are pretty hopeless
These bots are heartless
We're so screwed

Lets plan this out
Or this game will be over!
We should be wiser than them they are just bots

Sp4zie:
I can’t get too close to Veigar
He’ll make it rain with his dark matter
He was programmed to one shot ya

I can’t beat these beat these doom bots

Dunkey:
So many Wukongs all around ya
You’re gettin' tossed up like a pizza
Papa John would like to meet ya

You’ll be regrettin'
Leave you beggin’ for a redo
Everytime
I’ll be side steppin’ with my mad jukes
The vials that you throw
Are just really derpy like you
Try to land a bomb before you're yelling out take cover, dude

Ziggy ziggy
You really should't be messin'
Just know that I've got a shorter fuse
I’m detonating vengeance
If you don't know how
I could draw you a schematic
So here we go [bad word] back
Moving forward and you're regressin'
Won’t be quittin'
You just can't deal with all of this splittin'
Your base is the place we're goin'
We ain't stopping till it's blown'?
You’re about to lose and your doom
Has just begun
I've got 99 losses
But this won't be one hundred