One, two…
But that’s no good.
Look, it won’t work.
My annoyingness will evolve, more and more.

[Orihara: Everyone! Having fun?
Other: Yeah!
Orihara: information; I’m Izaya Orihara and 17 years old.
Other: Oi! Hoi!
Orihara: Today, there’s important happiness, but ________?
Other: Uge~
Orihara: Hahaha, sorry (for the) words]

If you were someone I could kill with mere words,
it’s better to erase my interest
Then I thought. Then smiled.
But wait. It might be a little different.

Because the road of evil is just one step
The hard-like stone with this purpose
The dirt piles up, can you return?
Even if it kills me, no! Just die.

Softly, gently
I’ll fly in midair when you swing your fist
[Father!]
Gently, softly
I laugh and that’s all that get’s you mad

Thank you, Ikebukuro. Even if it’s Izaya’s prank
When we meet by chance      We’re happy, yeah?

But that’s no good.
Look, it won’t work.
My annoyingness will evolve, more and more.
No way, I don’t want it like that.
Hey, that’s not enough.
Keep looking at me, forever and ever.

[Speaking part]

To the extent that I am inside you,
You exist inside me
not yet, not big, you understand? (To capture)
My name is Araragi

Kurakurari       [bad word] If I watch humans, it’s only too much fun
Ahahahaha      Ahahahaha
When humans are mad, I only just laugh
Thank you freshly severed head,        even if it’s fate’s prank
When [bad word] around, I am happy

[Speaking part]

Softly, gently
I’ll fly in midair when you swing your fist
[Very worrisome!]
gently, softly
I laugh and that’s all that get’s you mad

Thank you, Ikebukuro. Even if it’s Izaya’s prank
When we meet by chance      We’re happy, yeah?

[Speaking part]

But that’s no good.
Look, it won’t work.
My heart will evolve, more and more.
No way, I don’t want it like that.
Hey, that’s not enough.
Keep looking at me, forever and ever.