U-M-R! U-M-R! UMA   janai yo   [bad word]  
U-M-R! U-M-R! UMA   janai yo   [bad word]  

itsudatte 
zenshin zenrei asobi taose!   motto   motto   tanoshime yo otome 
minna ni kizukarenai youni 
iza, yuke!   himouto raifu 

oki ni no fuudo kaburi   kyou mo kyou tote gorogoro [bad word] 
daikoubutsu no potechi o te ni   pasokon to niramekko shiyou 

tateba shakuyaku suwareba botan [bad word] sugata wa yuri no hana   daremo ga urayamu kanpeki JK 
hora genkan kuguttara henshin da!   saa guutara shiyou 

itsudatte 
"kuu! [bad word] asobu" no san-ren conbo   zutto   zutto   geemu wa tomodachi 
oniichan wa kibishii kedo   kitto   kitto   [bad word] kurechau no 
wagamama houdai wa "daisuki" no uragaeshi 

U-M-R! U-M-R! UMA   janai yo   [bad word]  
U-M-R! U-M-R! UMA   janai yo   [bad word]  

soto de wa neko o kaburi   kyou mo [bad word] mo [bad word] no desu 
daikouhyou no egao o buki ni   tomodachi ni barenai youni 
tateba ni toushin   suwareba man [bad word]   [bad word] sugata wa chin chikurin 
dare demo [bad word] aikyou masukotto!? 
saa genkai [bad word] made paariinai! 
utage no hajimari daa (iyo iyo koyoi mo ittsu shoutaimu!!!!) 

karen de yuuga na onna no ko enjite mitemo 
oniichan dake wa damasenai   kirawaretakunai mon 
sunao ni ienai "arigatou" taido de shimesou 

...daa! zengen tekkai! aa mou ii jan!! 
oniichan nante shiranai!! 

nan tsutte! 
isshin doutai futari de hitotsu   datte   datte   sore ga kyoudai desho? 
ichiren takushou futari kiri no unmei kyoudoutai 

kyou datte 
jiyuu honpou warai tobase!   motto   motto   tanoshinda mon kachi 
tenshin ranman [bad word] de   gyutto   gyutto   kokoro o tsukanjau no 
yaritai houdai wa shinrai no uragaeshi? 

U-M-R! U-M-R! UMA   janai yo   [bad word]  
U-M-R! U-M-R! UMA   janai yo   [bad word]  

hai, oshimai!