Wait a minute man
'ey check this out man (tell it)
It was this blind man right? (This this man check it)
It was this blind man right?
N he was feelin his way down the street with this sick right?(Yeah)
Ey he walked past this fish market ya know what i'm sayin(Fish market)
He stopped he took a deep breath n he said

(breathin in) Whoa! Good morning ladies.

(Laughing in background)
You like that [bad word] man?(That was pretty good)
Ey man i got a gang o' dat [bad word] man
Hey Ill tell ya what
My man on tha gutair
You on the [bad word] 
ey ey yall gather round the mic
ill tell you all my [bad word] jokes i got man
First I'mma start it off like this
Help me sing it homeboy!
C'mon!

Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark
Smoke that Tumbleweed
As the marijuana burns
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
so roll, roll, roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stems,
feelin' high as [bad word] 
flyin' through palm dale
skatin' on datin' rims
so roll, roll, the '83
cadillac coupe de ville
if my tapes and cd's just don't sell
i bet my cabby will

well it was just sun down
in a small white town
they call it east side palmdale
when the afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale.. [bad word] 
well i was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD's
when i met a lil' girl named Jan (jan)
i let her ride in my caddy
'cause i didn't know her daddy
was the leader of the ku-klux-klan
we [bad word] on the bed
 [bad word] on the floor
 [bad word] so long
i grew a [bad word] #39; afro
then i [bad word] to the left
 [bad word] to the right
she sucked my [bad word] 
til the [bad word] turned white
i thought to myself
sheeba, sheeba!
got my asss lookin' like a zebra
i put on my clothes
and i was on my way
till her daddy pulled up in a chevorlet
so i ran, jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin' with a 2 by 4
oh he beat me to the left
he beat me to the right
the [bad word] whooped my [bad word] all night
but i ain't mad
at her prejudice dad
that's the best dam [bad word] i eva had
gotta bag of weed
and a bottle of wine
i'm gonna [bad word] that [bad word] 
just one more time

Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark
Smoke that Tumbleweed
As the marijuana burns
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
so roll, roll, roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stems,
feelin' high as [bad word] 
flyin' through palm dale
skatin' on datin' rims
so roll, roll, the '83
cadillac coupe de ville
if my tapes and cd's just don't sell
i bet my cabby will

i met this lady in Hollywood
she had green hair but [bad word] she look good
i took her to my house 'cause she was fine
but she whooped out a [bad word] that was bigger than mine
i met this lady from Japan
never made love with an african
i [bad word] her once, i [bad word] her twice
i ate that [bad word] like shrimp-fried rice
don't be amazed at the stories i tell you
i met a woman in the heart of Australia
had a big butt and big [bad word] too
so i hopped in her [bad word] like a kangaroo
see i met this woman from Hawaii
stuck it in her [bad word] and she said "iiiiiiiiieeeeee"
lips was breakfast
 [bad word] was lunch
then her [bad word] busted open with hawaiian punch
met Kernal Sanders wife
in the state of Kentucky
she said i'll fry some chicken
if you'd just [bad word] me
I came in her mouth
it was a crisis
i gave her my secret blend
of herbs and spices

Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the park af