Who can kill a general in his bed?
Overthrow dictators if they’re red?
 [bad word] a man!
CIA Man!

Who can buy a government so cheap?
Change a cabinet without a squeak.
 [bad word] a man!
CIA Man!

Who can train guerillas by the dozens?
Send them out to kill their untrained cousins?
 [bad word] a man!
CIA Man!

Who can get a budget that’s so great?
Who will be the 51st state?
Who has got the secretest Service?
The one that makes the other service nervous?
 [bad word] a man!
CIA Man!

Who can take the sugar from its sack,
Pour in LSD and put it back?
 [bad word] a man!
CIA Man!

Who can mine the habas a’Nicaragua?
Out-hit all the hitmen of Chicagua.
 [bad word] a man!
CIA Man!

Who can be so overtly covert?
Sometimes even covertly overt.
 [bad word] a man!
CIA Man!

Who’s the agency well known to God?
The one that copped his staff and copped his rod?
 [bad word] a man!
CIA Man!
 [bad word] a man!
CIA Man!
 [bad word] a man!
CIA Man!
CIA Man!
CIA Man!
CIA Man!
CIA Man!
CIA Man!

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