Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense
Expressed in dollars and cents
Pounds shillings and pence
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense

Little black soul departs in perfect focus

Hold on soldier
Prime time fodder for the News at Nine
Hold on, hold on soldier
Darling is the child, warm in the bed tonight

Marv Albert: Hi everybody I'm Marv Albert
And [bad word] to our telecast [bad word] to you live from Memorial Stadium
It's a beautiful day
And today we expect a sensational matchup
But first, our global anthem

Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense
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Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense

Marv: And [bad word] the players
As I speak to you now the captain has his cross hairs zeroed in on the oil rig.
It looks to me like he's going to attack.
By the way did you know that a submarine Captain earns 200,000 dollars a year?

Edward: That's less tax Marv.

Marv: Yeah, less tax. Thank you Edward

Edward: You're [bad word] 

Marv: Now back to the game...he fires one...
Yes! There goes two; both fish [bad word] 
The rig is going into a prevent defense 
Will they make it? I don't think so.

Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense
Expressed in dollars and cents
Pounds shillings and pence
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense

Can't you see, It all makes perfect sense