Produced by Greg Lake for E.G. Records

Jeremy bender was a man of leisure, 
Took his pleasure in the evening sun
Laid him down in a bed of roses, 
Finally decided to [bad word] a nun.

Talk with the sister, spoke in a whisper, 
Threatened to fist her if she [bad word] clean
Jumped on the mother just like a brother 
Asked one another if the other is a queen.

Diggin' the sister she was a mister
Shouldn't have kissed her, but he couldn't say no
Wanted to leave her couldn't believe her,
So he picked up his suit-case and decided to go