Hay there Ms. Derpy
How's it going in Equestria?
I'm another world away
But filly, you just look so pretty
Yes you do
Rainbow ain't got nothin on you

My dear Ms. Derpy
Don't you worry, don't you fret
I'll be there if you get lonely
Even if we've never met
We'll start to fly
Listen to my voice, it tells no lies.
Hey girl, I really love your eyes.

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Some day I'll wish upon a star
And wake up somewhere very far
land I had only heard about before...
And the first thing that I'm gonna do
Is search right across that land for you
Because you are the pony I adore
And I swear I'll love you forever-more.

Hay there Ms. Derpy
I've got so much that I want to say
If only I could speak with you...
I know I'd find a way
To say it all
Together into love we'd fall

My sweet Ms. Derpy
I know that this song is getting long
It was meant to be so simple, I just
Don't know what went wrong, it's all for you
You know that I'll [bad word] through
My Derpy Hooves, this song's for you

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