Bartender I really did it this time 
Broke my parole to have a good time 
When I got home it was 6 a.m. 
The door was locked so I kicked it in 
She was trippin' on the bills 
I think she was high on some pills 
She through my [bad word] out into the yard 
Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard 
And in my [bad word]  stooper 
I did what I should of never done 
Now I'm sittin' here talking to you  [bad word] and on [bad word] 

I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside 
Waitin' for my ride on the outside 
She broke my heart in the trailer park 
So I jacked the keys to her [bad word]  car 
And crashed that piece of [bad word] and then stepped away 

You know Moe I'll probably get ten years 
So just give me beers til they get here 
Yeah I know the sun [bad word]  up 
And ya'll are probably gettin' ready for closin' up 
But I'm trying to drown my soul 
I'm tired of this life on a dirt road 
And everything that I love is gone 
And I'm tired of hangin' on 

She got me sittin' at a bar on the inside 
Waitin' for my ride on the outside 
She stole my heart in the trailer park 
So I jacked the keys to her [bad word]  car 
And crashed that piece of [bad word] and then stepped away 

(rap) 
I guess it's meant to be 
Romance is misery 
So much for memories 
And now I'm headed to the Penitentary 
See me on T.V. 
The next cop series 
I am a danger 
I guess I should've done something about my anger 
But I'll never learn 
Real things I don't concern 
I pour kerosene on everything I love and watch it burn 
I know it's my fault 
But I wasn't happy it was over 
She through a fit so I crashed that piece a [bad word] nova 

And now I'm goin' back again 
Back to the pen to see my friends 
And when we all pile out that county van 
They'll ask me where I've been 

I've been at a bar on the inside 
Waitin' for my ride on the outside 
She broke my heart in the trailer park 
So I jacked the keys to her [bad word]  car 
Crashed that piece of [bad word] and then stepped away 

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