I know a place
Full of strong beautiful creatures
Fill all your needs
Tanky, damage or a healer

Too bad Jhin’s a dude
He could have joined in on this party
And [bad word] on the fence 
With an outfit so revealing (nice legs)

You can [bad word] 
But [bad word] close to the girls off coast
You just can’t get enough
They’ll be stealing you’re love (and buffs)

Ionian girls
They’re unforgettable 
Jungle, bot lane, middle, or top
All these skins so hot, They’ll melt your icy walls

Blocking the creeps
That karma’s keeping you (friend) zoned
They’re out of your league
Unless you got enough RP bro

Grab those Ionian Booties
CDR is such a beauty 
Ignite and ghost I take the most
To get you to flash when I get close

 [bad word] out 
For hot new skins [bad word] around
Healing and peeling lifestealing and shielding 
Don't forget damage dealing

Driving me crazy
Listen here ladies
I’m relying on ya
Cuz you’re representing Ionia