Lyrics:
Spoken: and they say, beware the mare with the stetson hat 
for all that follows her is darkness and decay 
and the smell of apples 

where trouble and despair stop to rest
you can bet that you'll be looking at this mare 
she's trots across the nation, the element of honesty 
applejack the honest farmer 

and if you dare to stand in her path 
she'll have you on your back in ten seconds flat 
and though she's not abouve a fight 
she'll never ever tell a lie thats applejack the honest farmer 

aplejack, applejack
thats applejack the honest farmer 

she works the fields all day in the sun
and then at night [bad word] out for her fun 
the element of honesty, is such a pure mystery 
its applejack the honest farmer 

aplejack, applejack
thats applejack the honest farmer 

aplejack, applejack
thats applejack the honest farmer 
aplejack, applejack
thats applejack the honest farmer 

Spoken: and they say, beware the mare with the stetson hat 
for all that follows her is darkness and decay 
and the smell of apples

and in this dangorous pony we do [bad word] 
her honesty will protect a ll of us 
and it is no conspiricy 
she's here to fight for you and me
she's applejack the honest farmer 

aplejack, applejack
thats applejack the honest farmer 
aplejack, applejack
thats applejack the honest farmer