Fushuu tadayou haitoku no yakata
Kyou mo [bad word] saigonobansan
Minoke mo yodatsu ryori no kazukazu
Hitori kui [bad word] onna no egao

Kanojo no name wa Banica Conchita
Katsute kono yono bishoku o kiwameta
Sono hane ni kanojo ga motometa no wa
Kyuukyoku ni [bad word] shikou no akujiki

Uyamai tonae yo
Warera ga idai no Conchita
Kono sekai no shokumotsu wa
Subete ga anata no tame ni [bad word] 
Kurai tsukete kono yo no subete
Ibukuro ni wa madamada aki ga [bad word] Aojiroku kagayaku moudoku
MAIN DISH NO SPICE NI SAITEKI

Hono no zui made shaburi tsukuse
Tarinakereba sara ni mo kaburitsuke [bad word] o [bad word] shifuku
Bansan wa madamada owarinai

Kotoshi ni haitte juugo hitome no
Okakae cook ga kou ittekita,
“Sorosoro ohima o moraemasen ka?”
Mattaku tsukaemete yatsura bakari ne

Uyamai tonae yo
Warera ga idai no Conchita
Uragiri no mono ni wa
Mukui o uketai tadai mashou

Kurai tsukete kono yo no subete
Kyou no menu wa tokubetsusei na no
Aojiroku kagayaku mouhatsu
Hors d’oeuvre no salad ni choudo ii

Hone no zui made shaburi tsukuse
Tari na kereba okawari sureba ii
Chotto soko no [bad word] san
Anata wa donna aji ga [bad word] kashira

Itsushika yakata wa momeke no kara ni
Nanimo nai shi daremo mou inai
Soredemo kanojo wa motome tsuzuketa
Kyuukyoku ni [bad word] shikou no akujiki

Kurai tsukete kono yo no subete
Kanojo wa mizukara no migite a mite [bad word] shizuka ni hohoenda
“Mada [bad word] mono [bad word] ja nai”

Conchita no saigono akujiki
Shokuzai wa sou kanojo jishin
Shoku o kiwameta sono karada no
Aji o [bad word] mono wa sudeni inai