(Ladies and Gentlemen, please put your hands together,
for william tecqwyn!)

(Eski boy, shake a leg, shake a leg)
Oi! Dan! Wut you call this?
Why have you got me spittin' on this?
I don't usually spit on tracks like these
But its just the start and I'm startin' to like it
Watch producers try and buy me
If you like it
Don't fight it
Dance with your grandma
I'll be dancing with your auntie
I got my hand on her bumm gettin' lively
(But I bet your uncle can't wait for the
SWITCH!)
Now I move onto your girlfriend
Me dancing with your girl
Now that's [bad word] friend
I get randy
Do you know what'd handy
little glass of brandy
Now I'm skankin' with BIG chest Mandy
Shakin' a leg in the middle of the dancefloor
I'm givin' her what she asks for
She got a hardback wind what more can she ask for
 [bad [bad word] and shake a leg with me
p-p-p-p-please shake a leg with me
Oi! [bad word] and shake a leg with me (ariba)
oh-oh-oh-oh-please shake a leg with me
Whoa!

(Ladies and gentlemen, lets have a warm [bad word] for our next performer,
Jose Fernandez)

(Skippa, Esta loca, oh! Hola! OK)
This is loco flow to,
Got a spanish flow to wiggle ya toe [bad word] 
Shake ya leg for a giggle
Grab ya keys up,
I got a knees up to go to
Tap shoes black shoes any clapped shoes
Going for the nachos and the free booze
In a shirt you nicked off rodrigo
Roll tight in a nylon tuxedo
Red hot chilli peppers, hot jalepenos
Mamas in hotpants tighter than speedos
Left, right, backward, forward we go
Lambada with a chica,
Spittin' image of deebo
I do the salsa with the old fogies [bad word] [bad word] green like bogies
I'm listenin' to the sounds and I don't mind neither
Shakin' a leg with a funny old geezer
 [bad [bad word] and shake a leg with me
p-p-p-p-please shake a leg with me
Oi! [bad word] and shake a leg with me (ariba)
oh-oh-oh-oh-please shake a leg with me
Whoa!

(Ladies and gentleman,
will you please put your hands together
for the Ethnal from Bethnal)

(Scratch, Eiiiii, eiiiii)
Wut?
This sounds like the job for me
The ethnal from bethnal shakin' a l-e-g
which l-e-g
third l-e-g
Yeah! He's a wrong'un
Known to be a liberty
Like him. I can't see me sittin' on this
But I like music so I'm spittin' on this
You chose me [bad word] and spit all over this one
And then have a little wander around and get [bad word] Woteva the weather I make bars make cheddar
Drive cars with leather
So don't ask who's clever
(Who's clever?)
We're clever
And I'm clever, he's clever, she's clever
(Smart)
And she's out and about with no fella
And I've had a couple of stella I feel leathered
Now she's over the moon, she's up weather
She's one on for the big style wheneva
She makes me feel betta!
 [bad [bad word] and shake a leg with me
p-p-p-p-please shake a leg with me
Oi! [bad word] and shake a leg with me (ariba)
oh-oh-oh-oh-please shake a leg with me
Whoa! [bad word] and shake a leg with me
p-p-p-p-please shake a leg with me
Oi! [bad word] and shake a leg with me (ariba)
oh-oh-oh-oh-please shake a leg with me
Whoa!