[Intro]
 [bad word] just once a year (I got a baby doll)
With all its yuletide joy and cheer (I got a football)
But there's one thing I'd like to say
Is that I hate Christmas day (I got a rock!)

Its time for everybody to have a christmas party.

Everyone but me I'll step outside

Boycott your office party.

No secret Santa for me.

Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway.

Cos I don't wanna go, where happy days are snow

I'd rather stay where

Frosty melts in the sun.

July 4 parade.

Lynchburg lemonade.

An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing).
 [bad word] 

Deck the halls with bells of holly

'Tis the season to be jolly but,

I hate Christmas

I'm glad it [bad word] one time a year

Its time for everybody to head out Christmas shopping.

Everyone but me I'll stay inside.

No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me.

And it makes my gifts so easy to hide

I don't wanna go where shopping lines are slow.

I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one.

bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day.

An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing) .
 [bad word] 

Deck the halls with bells of holly

'Tis the season to be jolly but,

I hate Christmas

I'm glad it [bad word] one time a year

[Rap]

It was the night before Christmas and all through the house,

All the creatures was chillin like Flint drinkin stout.

I woke from my sleep, heard [bad word] the boom'.

I knew that Santa would [bad word]  soon.

On Dascher on [bad word]  on Blitzen.

I yelled 'shut up ya'll,' but they wouldn't listen.

And then he came down with his belly of jello.

He says, 'where the ladies at cuz I'm a real jolly fellow.'

Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a super deeky duper fly night.
 [bad word] 

(now everyone - sing)

Deck the halls with bells of holly

'Tis the season to be jolly but,

I hate Christmas

I'm glad it [bad word] one time a year (one more time, like you mean it)
 [bad word] 

Deck the halls with bells of holly

'Tis the season to be jolly but,

I hate Christmas

I'm glad it [bad word] one time a year

Cos I hate Christmas I'm glad it [bad word] one time a year

Cos I hate Christmas I'm glad it [bad word] one time a year