Nothing heats up my jacuzzi like when 
this used thong I found and bedazzled with gems  [bad word] ever so gently against some [bad word]  

I guess it"s hard to believe that one man 
could have a ponytail this sensitive and 
distract an aggressive hawk that"s cornered you. 

I know my haiku"s are freaking intense 
but even the words I made up to sound French 
don"t express my feelings for your toilet parts. 
I would show up for our pottery class 
dressed like a pirate with John Water"s mustache 
On a unicorn that [bad word] your name in stars. 
 [bad word] cool, but Jimmy"s the romantic type. 
Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like,  [bad word] you on the beach at night.(x2) 

One milkshake, two straws. 
 [bad word] cool, but Jimmy"s the romantic type. 
Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like,  [bad word] you on the beach at night.(x2) 

Don"t I (Don"t I) 
Sound so (Sound so)  [bad word]  [bad word]  
Echo (Echo.)(x2) 

Release the doves!