Oh, I wish I had a boyfriend,
I wish I had a loving man in my life.
I wish I had a father,
And maybe then I woulda turned out right;
But now I'm just crazy, I'm totally mad.
Yeah, I'm just crazy, I'm [bad word] in the head.

And maybe if I really tried with all of my heart,
Then I could make a brand new start in love with you.

Oh, I wish I had a sun tan,
I wish I had a pizza and a bottle of wine.
I wish I had a beach house,
Then we could make a big fire every night.
Instead I'm just crazy, I'm totally mad.
Yeah, I'm just crazy, I'm [bad word] in the head.

And maybe if I really tried with all of my heart,
Then I could make a brand new start in love with you.
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