You're the only person who understаnds me
And you never beat me, though never defend me.
You can tell a lot about facial creams
The amazing hero of my dreams.

You're so pretty and you smell like a woman,
And you spread the recent gossips [bad word] 
Wearing my stockings [bad word] for champagne,
In the end everything is plain:

 [bad word] 
That's because you are [bad word] 
My lovely sunny ray
But unfortunately your tulip
Is so far from my rosy lips.

That's because you are [bad word] 
My lovely sunny ray
But unfortunately your tulip
Is so far from my rosy lips.

You enjoy shopping, heels and Madonna,
And you often ask me to call you Simona
You are "passive" and you are [bad word] 
My extraordinary [bad word] 

You avoid fighting and never get mad,
And you even got a [bad word] cat
It's Okay, but I'm a little sad:
You will never marry me, my friend.

 [bad word] 

That's because you are [bad word] 
My lovely sunny ray
But unfortunately your tulip
Is so far from my rosy lips.

That's because you are [bad word] 
My lovely sunny ray
But unfortunately your tulip
Is so far from my rosy lips.