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kotchi kite! hayaku kotchi kite! sugu ni sanninbotchi 3, 2, 1, zero!! jugyou no ato de sensei ni baibai taisoufuku wa motte [bad word] koutei shuugou asobimasu ka demo demo datte iiwake shinai no shukudai nante hottokou yo tetsubou shuugou mawarimasu yo [bad word] wa sou akai tsuyoi hitotsu futatsu mittsu narabete fudebako [bad word] houkago wa dasshu abarete wasurete genki [bad word] seeno! "onisan achira sono kaku magare" koutei daishuugou watashi wa dare desho? tanoshinde mainichi ookiku nareba asobenai no shiritai shiranai shiritai tanoshii ne mainichi chiisana koto de waraiaetara sore wa sore de ureshii sore mo kore mo doremo sanningokko 3, 2, 1, zero!! wao haai? mezamashikaketa shunkan ni gunnai pajama jama da wa nettaiya suimin gakushuu muda na doryoku? kora kora do [bad word] netsuki [bad word] no yomikake man ga ki ni natchau suimin chuudan naisho desu yo sorobanjuku mou daremo inai mittsu futatsu hitotsu kuriage dentaku choodai keisan wa supiidii akirete yume mite nonki da kedo motto! "kagome wa kagome yoake no sansetto" gakkou daiseikai watashi wa doko desho? okashii na raigetsu sotsugyoushiki uso da uso da iwanai ienai iwanai okashii ne raigetsu nyuugakushiki [bad word] ka mo ne sore wa sore de ureshii sore to kore to dore da osoroi ja nai kara naka mo soto mo chigau sugite hitori futari sannin onnaji ja nai no ni naka mo soto mo fushigi darake no hitori futari sannin nanana? nana nande da? tanoshinde mainichi ookiku nareba asobenai no shiritai shiranai shiritai tanoshii ne mainichi chiisana koto de waraiaetara sore wa sore de ureshii sore mo kore mo doremo kitto [bad word] #33; hayaku kitto [bad word] #33; sugu ni sanningokko 3, 2, 1, zero!!