Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse(here we go)
Grab my breezer, I'm out the door
I'm gonna be really loud(Lets go)

Cuz I don't care who I [bad word] off, yeah
I'm a real big sinner
Sometimes I eat my dessert
Before my dinner

Talking odd socks on my toes, toes
Taking off all my clothes, clothes
Feeling overexposed,
So I put back all of my clothes, back on

Flush before I wee, wee
Get arrested daily-Ly
Trying to get a peek of some [bad word] ..

I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum 'n' dad
Pucker up, kiss my butt
'Cause I'm bloody [bad word] nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Whoa, whoa, oh oh, Whoa, whoa, oh oh

I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum 'n' dad
Pucker up, kiss the nut
'Cause it sells to be a [bad word] 
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Whoa whoa oh oh, Whoa whoa oh oh

I stay out till 11 when my curfew is 10
"Good Night sweetie, sleep well!"
SHUT UP MUM! I'm ON MSN!

Now the girls are lining up
Because we're [bad word] sailin'
But we punch 'em in the mouth
If they're not Sarah Plain

Talkin 'bout doin things we'll regret, 'gret
Mental cigarette, 'rette
Butt plugs in his pet
WHOA! WHOA... Whoa...

Text  on my Sam sung,
Not telling dad [bad word]  rung
Have  with Alexa Chung
By telling her I'm well hung
(I'm, I'm, I'm quite well hung)

I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum 'n' dad
Pucker up, kiss my butt
'Cause I'm bloody [bad word] nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Whoa whoa oh oh, Whoa whoa oh oh

I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum 'n' dad
Pucker up, kiss the nut
'Cause it sells to be a [bad word] 
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Whoa whoa oh oh, Whoa whoa oh oh

This is the part where the rap breaks down
This is the part where the [bad word] go POW
This is the part where your balls sag down
This is the part where your pants go brown
This is the part when your dad goes off on a cold
Christmas eve to get some more milk, but he [bad word] 
Back and 17 years later you find out he's with a whole
 [bad word] family with some Spanish [bad word] and he doesn't even
Know your [bad word] name anymore!

SHUT THE [bad word] UP!
[[crying]]
... I'm sorry

I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum 'n' dad
Pucker up, kiss my butt
'Cause I'm bloody [bad word] nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Whoa whoa oh oh, Whoa whoa oh oh

I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum 'n' dad
Pucker up, kiss the nut
'Cause it sells to be a [bad word] 
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Whoa whoa oh oh, Whoa whoa oh oh

JUST DANCE!
BAD ROMANCE!
Now let's copy poker face like
Whoa whoa oh oh, Whoa whoa oh oh...