Courtney: Rockin' it Hawaii style! 
Surfing down this magic mile! 
Hoping I don't get burned by, 
The lava that's a-flyin'! 
Harold: One last chance to prove my might. 
That's what keeps me up at night! 
Why else would I volunteer, 
For something death-defying? 
Courtney: I'm winning for real! 
Harold: Yeah, yeah! 
I'm winning this deal! 
Courtney: Yeah, yeah! 
I'm a surfing genie! 
Harold: Yeah, yeah! 
I'm winning, you'll see! 
Courtney: Yeah, yeah! 
Owen: Sure, you're stiff, and don't move much, 
So what if you can't such and such, 
You're the queen... 
...Of Heather's team! So! 
Go show them you're a winner! 
Courtney: I'm winning for Al!  [bad word]  Yeah, yeah! 
Courtney: Cause I'm his kind of gal...Al.  [bad word]  Yeah, yeah! 
Harold: Cody needs my mad skills!  [bad word]  Yeah, yeah! 
Harold: Givin' LeShawna... 
Some thrills! 
Courtney: Ah! Ah! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! D'ah! 
Harold: Ow! Not fair! 
Owen: This is messed up, it's [bad word]  
Sorry, Blaineley, don't sue! 
Harold: Step aside, let me through!  [bad word]  Yeah, yeah! 
Courtney: I'm [bad word] for you.  [bad word]  Yeah, yeah! 
Courtney: Oh, I'm winning this time!  [bad word]  Yeah, yeah! 
Harold: Sorry Courtney, it's mine!  [bad word]  Yeah, yeah! 
Owen: Sorry about my behind.  [bad word]  Yeah, yeah! 
Harold, Owen and Courtney: Oh, I'm winning this time! Yeah, yeah, yeah!