Hey Hey Hey
You're on a holiday
And you don't hear
this song on repeat
Hey hey hey
You don't have to stay
What ever you want
what ever you need

I wonder how many fingers
Filthy from browsing through
postcards with views
Have touched the sugar cube
I put in my mouth
To sweeten things up

Everybody is looking down
On miniatures of important [bad word] them at every boutique
They're cheaper over there
But those were bigger
And there's no room in my suitcase

Hey Hey Hey
You're on a holiday
And you don't hear
this song on repeat
Hey hey hey
You don't have to stay
What ever you want
what ever you need

Oh the air is too humid
The food is [bad word] Te beds are too hard
It's far away from the beach
The only thing around
the corner is the ATM
So we spend our money
at the hotel bar

Hey Hey Hey
You're on a holiday
And you don't hear
this song on repeat
Hey hey hey
You don't have to stay
What ever you want
what ever you need

Boring, ugly, hot, [bad word] the weather's even worse
Smelly, rotten, old, dirty
they stole my purse
Boring, ugly, hot, [bad word] the weather's even worse
Smelly, rotten, old, dirty
they stole my purse

We [bad word] here to be satisfied
We [bad word] here to be satisfied
We [bad word] here to be satisfied
No... that's pretty difficult

Hey Hey Hey
You're on a holiday
And you don't hear
this song on repeat
Hey hey hey
You don't have to stay
What ever you want
what ever you need