Flew in from Miami Beach BOAC
Didn't get to bed last night
On the way the paper bag was
on my knee
Man I had a dreadful flight
 [bad word] 
I'm back in the U.S.S.R.
You don't know how lucky you are boy
Back in the U.S.S.R.

Been away so long I hardly knew the place
Gee it's good to be back home
Leave it till tomorrow to unpack my case
Honey disconnect the phone
 [bad word] 

Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out
They leave the West behind
And Moscow girls make me sing and shout
The Georgians always on my mind.
 [bad word] 

Show me round your snow peaked mountains way
down south
Take me to your daddy's farm
Let me hear your balalaika's ringing [bad word] and keep [bad word] warm.