Well oh my god did she look cute, 
at the Dame Vera clay pigeon shoot, 
But it was over oh so fast, 
it was a blast. 
So here's to all the dirty girls, 
they're taking on all of the world, 
Accessorised up to the hilt, 
no-one got killed 

Northern girls, 
Are you going to the party? 
Southern boys, 
Are you going to the party? 
Everyone, 
The Wessies and the Ossies. 
Everyone is going to the party, 
And we know that you will understand, oh oh. 

Living is so easy, 
Shopping is so easy, 
Dying is so easy, 
All of it is easy, 

I love your celebrity, 
Your VPL in the SUV. 
And then you're [bad word] vitamins, it is a sin 
LVMH in the HLM luxury. 
It will descend, I won't be looking at your eyes in the end. 

Rive Gauche girls, 

Are you going to the party? 
Banlieue boys, 
Are you going to the party? 
Everyone, 
The cops and [bad word]  
Everyone is going to the party, 
And we know that you will understand, oh oh. 

Living is so easy, 
Shopping is so easy, 
Dying is so easy, 
All of it is easy, 

Northern girls are going to the party, 
Southern boys you're going to the party. 
Everyone is going to the party, 
Everyone is going to the party. 
And we know that you will understand. 

Living is so easy, 
Living is so easy, 
Living is so easy,  [bad word] is so easy, 
Dancing is so easy, 
Shopping is so easy, 
It's never been so.