[Intro]
 [bad word]  I'm headed for [bad word] 
I'm self-hating, deprecating, I need help, but

[Verse 1]
I'm like [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  lick [bad word]  lick [bad word] 
No, my vocabulary ain't improved one bit
I'm the lowest of the lowest life-forms
And I make it painfully obvious every time I write songs
I'm hated, got liberals begging for the death penalty
And conservatives wishing my mother aborted her pregnacy
I wish my father just put his [bad word] in my mother's mouth
And instead of getting pregnant she choked on me and spit me out
Kids wanna be me, why you wanna copy this loser?
All I do is spit [bad word] immature potty humor
You doubt me and not listening when I'm talking
You can put my [bad word] in your mouth [bad word] my balls on your chin
 [bad word] done, duck, suck a one [bad word] 'em up, buck, buck gun, Whodini, hut, hut, one
All the other white rappers they can suck my [bad word] 
In fact all the black rappers they can suck my [bad word] 
In fact everybody out there you can suck my [bad word] 
Find me in the basement fighting pitbulls with Michael Vick
Now I can say [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  rape, eat [bad word] 
Ain't no censorship misused here so let's be blunt
People never could stand me, I really don't care
Will I make some enemies with this record? [bad word] yeah

[Hook]
I'm a piece of [bad word]  I'm a [bad word] fat [bad word] 
Shoot me in my head, shoot me in my head
I'm a piece of [bad word]  I'm a [bad word] fat [bad word] 
I'm a [bad word] fat [bad word] 

[Verse 2]
Oh yes, I'm a little bit old and a little bit bitter
I could have sold more and been a little bit bigger
They claimed that I am the next rapper to get slained [bad word] on, shoot me in my head, put a bullet in my fat brain
I got explosives, guns, knives, weapons of all types
Ninja stars, nunchucks, bagpipes, looking for fights
(Oh [bad word]  can't you talk about something more positive
Like the environment or something important like politics?)
Yeah, sure - Bill O'Reilly he would hate my guts, so what?
Katie Couric she would hate my guts, so what?
Barbara Walters or Whoopi; which one's the dumbest [bad word] 
Keith Olbermann, [bad word]  could get a knife in his gut
Obama nation, the Bushs, the Clintons or 80's Reaganomics
It don't matter, the government always be taking your profits
The republicans ain't [bad word]  the democrats ain't [bad word] 
What would make you think that either side is ever gonna change [bad word] 
Nancy Pelosi, that [bad word] crazy
Before Obama she was water-boarding terrorists and blowing [bad word] Cheney
Think they was looking for Bin Laden, that's a croc
They was looking for him like they looking for the murderers of Biggie and Pac
 [bad word] this, I ain't talking politics no more
Instead I'll walk in your office and [bad word] on your floor
How my crazy [bad word] look spitting political themes?
When I ain't even had beef with Bush 'til New Orleans
Hmm, strictly spitting that horribleness
Anybody that don't like it they can gargle my [bad word] [bad word] Man need love
I'mma grab Obama with that sweet trillion dollar budget
And head to the strip club
I'm the last one they should ever let speak
I should save politics for Dead Prez and Immortal Technique

[Hook]

[Outro]