Billy's just about my age,
He's livin' in this small cage
Wondering what to do in his life
We'll isn't he a bit like you and I?

All he wanna do is drinkin'
All he never do is thinking
But the time he's spending out of work
I can't decide if he's a genius or a jerk

And he say:
I never work on mondays, I never work on tuesdays
Don't even work on wednesdays or thursdays or fridays
I never work on mondays, I never work on tuesdays
Don't even work on wednesdays or thursdays or fridays

Now what about me, I'm just about your age
And my life is turning to a new page
I had a home and I had a girl
She went out on me, so now I'm all alone
Everybody want's to have someone
Everybody want to be something
I count the days, and I count the girls
But the weekend is to short to fall in love

So let me say
I never work on mondays, I never work on tuesdays
Don't even work on wednesdays or thursdays or fridays
No no no

No no no
Mondays, I never work on tuesdays,
Whoa, don't even work on wednesdays or thursdays or fridays
I never work on mondays, I never work on tuesdays
Don't even work on wednesdays or thursdays or fridays

I'd change the world if you want to,
I do whatever you want I do
You make me wanna scream and shout
Or educate yourself to an astronaut
Don't let anyone [bad word] 
You're the teacher in your own school
So if your boss brings you down on your knees,
Then quit and ... and stay away
Noooo

I never work on
Mondays, I never work on tuesdays,
I never work on wednesdays or thursdays or fridays
I never work on mondays, I never work on tuesdays,
No work on wednesdays or thursdays or fridays

Oh noo,
I never work at all
No, I never work at all
Oh nooo, noo nooo
I never work on mondays, I never work at all

Noo Nooo
Noo Nooo
Noo Nooooooo