In the Land of Ooo is a Candy Kingdom
Whose sidewalks you can eat
And everyone who lives in there 
Is made of something sweet

There are many candy people 
Far too many for to name 
But if you care to take a dare 
We'll try it just the same

Mr. Cupcake and Starchy 
Are strong as they can be 
Pineapple Guy and Peppermint Butler 
Have musicalities

About that Peppermint Butler 
peculiar type of guy 
And once a drop of spicy [bad word] 
Fell into his eye

Cinnamon Bun is a lot of fun 
When he's not falling down 
Chocoberry and Chet
Have icing on their crowns

Doctors Ice Cream and Donut 
Will fix you up real well
There's even a Nurse Poundcake 
To keep you feelin' swell

Dr. Dextrose showed up once 
At the Science Barbecue 
Made a speech then [bad word] something 
And off again he flew

Earl of Lemongrab can be a crab 
He rides a Sour Horse 
There's Taffy Girl and Candy Bar Guy 
And Manfried, of course

Colonel Candy Corn and Mr. Candy Cane 
Are not the best seat mates 
Lollipop Girl and Ice Cream Guy 
Were once seen on a date

Marshmallow Kids, Banana Guards 
Jelly Horse and Gelatin Man 
Gumdrop Lasses and Ice Cream Lady
Royal Tart Toter... (Eat My Tarts?)
Royal Tart Toter (Hello?) Green Gumdrop Dude 
And a Grape Popsicle Guy...

In the Land of Ooo is a Candy Kingdom
Whose song is [bad word] Except for one more Candy Person
Who really can't be beat

Her best friend is a Rainicorn
She rides a royal [bad word] with a chewy fist
It's Princess Bubblegum

In the Land of Ooo is a Candy Kingdom
In the Land of Ooo is a Candy Kingdom