YooOoooooooooO!!!

Jugemu jugemu gokou no surikire
Kaijarisuigyo no suigyoumatsu
Unraimatsu fuuraimatsu [bad word] tokoro ni sumu tokoro

Yabura kouji no bura kouji
Paipo paipo paipo no shuuringan

Shuuringan no guurindai
Guurindai no ponpokopii no
Ponpokonaa no choukyuumei no
Chousuke!

Choito ojikan itadakimasu
Go seichou kudasai
 [bad word] 
Warau koto to [bad word] (ha!)
Omatsuri yarou to tokimasu (soiya)
Sono kokoro wa? Sono kokoro wa?
Dochira mo happy (happi) ni [bad word] deshou
Oato ga yoroshii you de

Waraou waraou saa waraimasho
Konna jidai koso waraimasho
Waraou (soiya soiya) naitara makeda
Yakekuso waraimasho

Haranbanjou sui mo amai mo
Norikoeta appare nipponjin
Waraou donna toki demo
Nanikuso waraimasho

Guwahhahha (guwahhahha) Nyohhohho (nyohhohho)
Kuuki nante yomazuni warattoke
Egao (egao!) egao (egao!)
Warau kado ni wa [bad word] [bad word] 

Minna sama, kyou wa youkoso oide [bad word] Koko de isseki!!

Nezumi no musume ga oyome ni itte, jikini kaettekitande
Nezumi no okaa san ga taihen okotte
"Anna, ii tokoro e, omae totsuide
Dare ga iya de detekitandai?"
"Iie, dare mo iya janain desu keredo
Go inkyo san ga yasashiinde iya nano
"Yasashiin nara kekkou janai ka ne"
"Demo, neko nade goe desu mono"

Isogashisa ni mi wo makasete
Kieteiku da nante beranme!

Waraou waraou waraenakutemo
Warau shikanai desho waraimasho
Waraou (soiya soiya) koukaku agete
Hitasura waraimasho

Ounin no ran daikikin sae [bad word] gendai nipponjin
Waraou miraieigou
Guhaha to waraimasho

Komusume no tawagoto to kirisutenaide
Shikametsura nanka hen na kao
Egao wo mitai kara

Waraou waraou saa waraimasho
Konna jidai koso waraimasho
Waraou (soiya soiya) naitara makeda
Yakekuso waraimasho

Haranbanjou sui mo amai mo
Norikoeta appare nipponjin
Waraou donna toki demo
Nanikuso waraimasho

Hitasura waraimasho

Guwahhahha (guwahhahha) Nyohhohho (nyohhohho)
Kuuki nante yomazuni warattoke
Egao (egao!) egao (egao!)
Warau kado ni wa [bad word] [bad word]