Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight 

But now I am jaded 
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too [bad word] to [bad word] 

Too [bad word] to [bad word] 
Too [bad word] to [bad word] 
Too [bad word]  to [bad word] 
I'm too [bad word]  too [bad word]  too [bad word] 
To [bad word] 

I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out [bad word] tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun 

But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In Eraserhead 

Too [bad word] to [bad word] 
Too [bad word] to [bad word] 
Too [bad word]  to [bad word] 
It's all I need right now
Too [bad word] to [bad word] 

Too [bad word] to [bad word] 
Too [bad word] to [bad word] 
Too [bad word]  to [bad word] 
I'm sick soft gooey and cold 
Too [bad word] to [bad word] 

I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is 
I'll never see you again 

You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your [bad word] #39; retainer
Put it in your purse 

I'm too [bad word] to [bad word] 
You're to [bad word] to [bad word] 
Too [bad word] to [bad word] 
It's all I need right now Oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby 

And now I got diarrhea
Too [bad word] to [bad word] 
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Oooohhh