some people might like to get a train to work
or a drive in a bemer or a merc
some guys like to travel in my bus
but i can't be bothered with a fuss today
i gotta take my bike 
coz once agains the tube's on strike
the greedy [bad word] want extra pay
for sitting on there [bad word] all day
even though they earn 30k
so i'm standing here in the pouring rain
WHERE THE [bad word] S MY [bad word] TRAIN

London underground
there all lazy [bad word] useless [bad word] London underground
there all greedy [bad word] i wanna shoot them all with a rifle

all they say is please mind the doors
and they learn that on the 2 day course this job could be
done by a 4 year old they just leave us freezing in the cold
what you smell is what you get
burger king and [bad word] and sweat
you roast to death in boiling heat
with tourists treading on your feet
a chewing gum on every seat
so don't tell me to mind the gap
i want my [bad word] money back

London underground
there all lazy [bad word] useless [bad word] London underground
there all greedy [bad word] i wanna shoot them all with a rifle

la la la la la la la la

the floors are sticky
and the seats are damp
every platform has a [bad word] tramp
the drivers get the day of when 
we're all late for work again

London underground
wa wa [bad word] there all [bad word] London underground
take your oyster card and shove it up your [bad word]