[bad word] the star of the show, 
but he's got [bad word] on his clothes - 
still he's the man with all the front. 
Ladies and gentlemen, 
let's have your warmest [bad word] 
for the world's biggest little [bad word] 

There's no curtain call, 
no screaming applause.

 [bad word] 
 flat on my face again; 
and no one's laughing, 
 [bad word] 

Knock knock, I wonder who's that? 
Knocking everyone's drinks back 
and treading [bad word] into [bad word]  
It's the boy with the poison inside. 
The funny-man with the weak little spine, 
still he's his mother's favourite thug.

There's no curtain call, 
no screaming applause.

 [bad word] 

8am, last nights dawning. 
I feel the bathroom calling, 
with my 3 minute sickness warning.
Head hung over the basin, 
memories of last night racing, 
to the mirror with sick face in

There's no curtain call, 
no screaming applause.

 [bad word]