Nothing heats up my jacuzzi like when
this used thong I found and bedazzled with gems [bad word] ever so gently against some [bad word] 

I guess it’s hard to believe that one man
could have a ponytail this sensitive and
distract an aggressive hawk that’s cornered you.

I know my haiku’s are freaking intense
but even the words I made up to sound French
don’t express my feelings for your toilet parts.
I would show up for our pottery class
dressed like a pirate with John Water’s mustache
On a unicorn that [bad word] your name in stars.
 [bad word] cool, but Jimmy’s the romantic type.
Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like, [bad word] you on the beach at night.
 [bad word] cool, but Jimmy’s the romantic type.
Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like, [bad word] you on the beach at night.

One milkshake, two straws.
 [bad word] cool, but Jimmy’s the romantic type.
Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like, [bad word] you on the beach at night.
 [bad word] cool, but Jimmy’s the romantic type.
Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like, [bad word] you on the beach at night.

Don’t I (Don’t I)
Sound so (Sound so) [bad word]  [bad word] 
Echo (Echo.)

Don’t I (Don’t I)
Sound so (Sound so) [bad word]  [bad word] 
Echo (Echo.)