Woah-oh-oh
(Don't let your momma know)

You can have the  with me
(Woah-oh-oh)
Money back guarantee
(Woah-oh-oh)
We can make a [bad word] machine
(Woah-oh-oh)
[bad word] machine

You can have the  with me
(Woah-oh-oh)
We can make a baby or three
(Woah-oh-oh)
We can make a [bad word] machine
(Woah-oh-oh)
[bad word] machine

Now we don't care
If you're a girl or a toy
If you're a game or a boy
If you're nerd or a [bad word] This [bad word] is so bad
It could win a Grammy
This [bad word] is so sick
We could start a family

Now this calls for a celebration
With a little in vitro fertilization [bad word]  for us [bad word]  for you [bad word]  for us [bad word]  for all of you

You can have the  with me
(Woah-oh-oh)
Science fiction fantasy
(Woah-oh-oh)
We can make a [bad word] machine
(Woah-oh-oh)
[bad word] machine

You can have the  with me
(Woah-oh-oh)
How bad could it be?
(Woah-oh-oh)
We can make a [bad word] machine
(Woah-oh-oh)
[bad word] machine

(Don't let your momma know)
(All right!)
(Go-go-go-go)

You can have the  with me
(Woah-oh-oh)
Money back guarantee
(Woah-oh-oh)
We can make a [bad word] machine
(Woah-oh-oh)
[bad word] machine

You can have the  with me
(Woah-oh-oh)
We can make a baby or three
(Woah-oh-oh)
We can make a [bad word] machine
(Woah-oh-oh)
[bad word] machine

(Woah-oh-oh)