Oh, it's bad luck to be you
chosen one of many isn't new.
When you think you're full of luck
In the bullock's you'll get [bad word] 
Oh, it's bad luck to be you.

Now, Magnus came young from the farm.
And tried to save the princess from all harm.
Equipped with just a stick
And a head makde out of brick.
His rabbit's foot failed as a charm.

Oh, it's bad luck to be you.
The prophecy is [bad word] [bad word] 
In a pickle you'll be stuck
Like a chicken you'll cluck.
Oh, it's bad luck to be you.

Believing that he was the one
His Ego weighed in at a ton.
His Mum's a crazy bat.
Did we mention that she was fat.
And she'll need a pine box for her son.

Oh, it's bad luck to be you.
Don't think for just a second it's not [bad word] 
When your life [bad word] amuck
You'll see that you're the [bad word] 
Oh, it's bad luck to be
Really bad luck to be
Nobody could disagree.
It's a freaking guarantee!
Oh, it's bad luck to be you.
Was there anything else