New Brian: I don't like fancy learnin' books, 

I don't like apple tarts. 

I don't like cozy breakfast nooks, 

I don't like modern art... 

Well I like farts! 

Yes, I like farts! 

I like long farts, short farts, wet farts, your farts; 

I like farts! 

If you got heart... 

Peter: Oh, I've got heart. 

New Brian: Lets hear those farts. 

Peter: How do I start? 

New Brian: Well Peter I will help you get your fartin' started... 

Together: phbbt, phbbt, phbbt, phbbt, phbbt,... 

(end laughing)