GREGORY (singing voice by Howard McGillin): 
God has smiled upon you this day 
The fate of a nation in your hands 
And blessed be the children who fight with all our bravery 
'Til only the righteous stand 

You see the distant flames 
They bellow in the night 
You fight in all our names for what we know is right 
And when you all get shot 
And cannot carry on 
Though you die, La Resistance lives on 

ALL: 
You may get stabbed in the head 
With a dagger or a sword 
You may be burned to death 
Or skinned alive, or worse 
But when they torture you 
You will not feel the need [bad word] 
For, though you die, La Resistance lives on 

PARENTS: 
Blame Canada! 
Blame Canada! 

SHEILA BROFLOVSKI: 
Because the country's gone awry 
Tomorrow night, these freaks will fry! 

SOLDIERS: 
Tomorrow night 
Our lives will change 
Tomorrow night 
We'll be entertained 
An execution 
What a sight! 
Tomorrow night 

SATAN: 
Up there there is so much room 
Where babies burp and flowers bloom 
Tomorrow night up there is doomed 
And so I will be going soon! 

TERRANCE AND PHILLIP: 
Shut your [bad word] face, uncle [bad word] 
You're a boner-biting [bad word]  uncle [bad word] 

TERRANCE: 
Looks like we may be out of luck! 

PHILLIP: 
Tomorrow night, we're pretty [bad word] #33; 

CARTMAN, KYLE, STAN: 
Why did our mothers start this war? 
What-the [bad word] are they fighting for? 
When did this song [bad word] a marathon? 

SATAN: 
I want to be up there! 

SHEILA BROFLOVSKI: 
When Canada is dead and gone 
They'll be no more Celine Dion! 

GREGORY AND KIDS: 
They may cut your [bad word] in half 
And serve it to a pig 
And though it hurts, you'll laugh 
And dance a [bad word] jig 
But that's the way it goes 
And though we're shat upon 
Though we die, La Resistance lives oooooonnnnn! 

SATAN: 
I want to be up there! 

PARENTS: 
Blame Canada! 
Blame Canada! 
Blame Canada!